You are an aspiring artist of some sort. You’re not there yet, you know, but still. You do your thing, I mean, you’re learning. You keep telling yourself you’re not there yet, but sometimes, you write something good. Sometimes, you take a good picture and you shot some good videos. Maybe, sometimes, you write a good poem. I mean, you know, the medium is not important. You just want to create something. You’re bored at work and you get an idea.
You tell yourself you want to get more creative. You create a blog and you try to wrap it around a cool concept. You give your blog some witty name and you want it to be both personal and interesting to the readers. You start writing short posts, you draw some quirky, wiggly flash animations to make the whole thing more fun for them. You write most of your things without editing too much, to keep things flowing, as if you were just talking.
Then, you start thinking about how you want people to read what you write. So, you follow as much people as you can, hoping that some of them will follow you back and read your stuff. You even post every single day, to keep the whole thing fresh and active.
The problem is you only did it for a week and you forgot everything about it. Months later some guy posts a comment on your blog and WordPress sends you an email to tell you all about it.
“I have a blog?” Yes, you do.

I have a blog? Yes you do. Love the voice you used for this post.
Thank you!
humour and aptness in equal measure! Are we Internet immortal, albeit mostly “in transit”??
The box cutter part would have concerned me. I wonder what he does to pass the time when he flies?
Wrong post, but yeah, scary stuff.
And then there are those of us who can’t stop checking our blogs…I think I need a 12-step program!
Made me laugh – so true. Hey – thanks for stopping my blog.
This is so true!
Love the wiggly landscape. Your post is so true.
Brilliant stuff. Brilliantbrilliantbrilliant stuff…
I know, right?
Oh so very funny — thanks for the follow and I’m coming back. I need to find out if you get anywhere. Also how to be liked more than I am. And how to flatline.
OK you reeled me in. I think I like your stuff.
Cool! This is what I call a win-win situation.
well yes i do hit upon a story that is bang on and sometimes it just sits there going, “aaaaaaaaaaaaaa.” i dont find that i am writing on my blog everyday but working on something everyday for it. by the way thank you checking out my blog, cheers!
Hahaha! This is my relationship with twitter! Love the post.
definitely rings a bell – ooops
Hahahah!! I like that! That should be a generic warning notice.
Hey man, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
Ha. Thanks for the likes on my comic and the follow. Like your style; I’m following you back — looking forward to see what all you got up your sleeve.